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First of all, does anyone here know how to make a decent layout? It isn't that I dislike this one, I've just had it for so long, and I'd like something a tad more colourful I suppose.
Anyhow, I really should be in bed right now, but I reckoned I'd update since I hadn't in awhile. I'd ask how everyone's Halloween was, but truly, I don't care, and I don't want to have to respond to thirty comments regarding everyone's individual Halloween experience. Before you ask, and I'm forced to answer the same question over and over again, mine was fine.
Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed that those nutters who walk around talking to themselves are always so angry. I mean, you never see a happy Schizophrenic. Why? They're always arguing with the 'other person'. It would be bad enough having to share your head with someone, but none of them seem to enjoy the company. You'd think at least one of them would get along with the voices, but no, they always look so mad.
I've just realised something.
I'm tired.
Goodnight.Current Mood:  tired
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Well, school has me quite literally exhausted, but, I thought I'd bring a bit of light to your day and update.
I would apologise for not updating for so long ... but really, why should I? I've been busy. The teachers are piling on homework, relentlessly handing out assignments, and frankly, this past month has been rather stressful.
Do you know what I hate?
I mean, besides the obvious.
I hate being in a bad mood and having someone try and make you feel better by telling you what a terrible day they are having as well.
On my best days the very last thing I want to do is listen to someone whining, nevermind on a day where I am stressed out and grumpy. It's just infuriating, and it puts me in an even worse mood ... if possible. Since when did having a bad day become a bloody competition? I don't give a damn if you fell down a long flight of stairs, broke both of your legs and landed on a kitten, if I am having a bad day it is worse - Why? Because it's happening to me, that is why.
*sigh*
My back is very sore. I don't know why ... perhaps I slept on it funny, but it has been bothering me since the beginning of the week. I doubt I've slept on it funny for that many nights in a row ... I bet it's my schoolbag. I used to carry my bag over my left shoulder, and the left side of my back used to hurt, and now I carry it over the right, and now the right side of my back is hurting. I guess that wasn't much of a mystery, but my back hurts, and I want a massage.
Oh and before you start trying to impress me, please, spare yourselves the embarrassment. Don't flood my inbox with countless -
*gives Draci a massage!*
comments, because that does me no good.
That's another thing I hate. Not ... computer massages, but ... people on computers in general. The majority ... well, I take that back, some of you are okay, but the vast majority of people who own a computer are completely incompetent. I hate when someone anonymous comments trying to sound caustic, and thinks they're being all sharp and witty because they 'told me off', and after I inevitably put them back in their sorry place, ridicule and make fun of them until they feel like the moron that they are, I then take a moment to point out the fact that they posted anonymously, which instantly makes any point they attempted to make rather moot. What do they come back with every single time?
I have a journal, I just don't want you to send your fangirls after me.
Oh, what? Hello pot, meet kettle.
You don't want your personal journal spammed yet it's okay to spew your irrelevant opinions all over mine? Sod off you moronic wankerettes, no one has ever won an argument with me and no one ever will, deal with it, accept it.
I just find that most people who own a LiveJournal are a bunch of bloody cowards. If you have something to say, by all means, say it, but have the decency to leave a name. Deep down we all know it's because they're desperate for my attention however ... so, I suppose in the end I can't blame them. I'm always up for a debate, but someone who posts anonymously is just that, anonymous. Anonymous on the computer, anonymous in real life. Go and make some real friends and get your obese arse out of the computer chair you drag yourself into every day when you get home from school.
Oh I'm sorry, am I making a judgment?
Why yes, yes I am.
Am I really sorry?
No, no I am not.
So there you go. I hate whiny people and anonymous people who try to look clever. Now I'm off to have a shower ...
You all just thought of me naked, didn't you?
I knew it.Current Mood:  rushed
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This is simply my take on some of the different things I have been learning about Muggles. I learn most of it from speaking to some of you, but I have also learned quite a bit in school.
I like fast brooms, large manors, and a hefty bank account at Gringotts.
I believe that the money I have belongs to my family and I. This should go for everyone, and that is why I cannot comprehend how you lot put up with some governmental lout who has a bad comb-over. You allow him to give your money away to crack addicts and whores for giving birth to an obscene amount of children, all of which have different Fathers.
Guns do not make you a murderer. Murdering someone makes you a murderer. I could kill someone with broomstick, but no one is keeping me from attending Quidditch matches. Just make sure you don't give these ... metal ... weapons to the wrong people. How the bloody hell are they legal? And really, you wonder why people get shot.
I also believe that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion.
I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything, except perhaps numbers. The only things I have heard of that I feel are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, and Black Entertainment Television. I say you lot make up the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment TV and see what happens.
Honestly, do you lot really put up with this?
I have every right not to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off.
When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that's a number not racial profiling, it is the law of statistics. I hate when people use something as insignificant as skin colour as an excuse for behavior. Perhaps if you were engrossed in Jet Magazine, you wouldn't wind up with your stupid arse in jail.
I believe that if you are selling me a butterbeer, a magazine, the Daily Prophet, or a hotel room, you must do it in English. As a matter of fact, if you want to be a British citizen, you should have to speak English, especially when you're in public.
I don't think just because you were not born in the country, you should be qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, and if you plan on switching countries, don't bring over your old beliefs. I don't give a damn who you worship, what you eat at dinner, or how many paces you walk behind your husband, but when you're in public, associating with the real world, get the blanket off of your face and show your bloody ankles.
It doesn't take an entire village to raise a child correctly, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid and smack their little arse when necessary, not to mention saying NO.
I am sick of hearing about this sodding Political Correctness and of all the suck ups that actually go along with it. And if you don't like my point of view, tough shit.
Blimey, I don't even have to live with all of these rules and I'm already tired of hearing about it.
And again, people wonder why I want no Muggles associated with the Wizarding world.
P.S.
Where is my layout?Current Mood:  lazy
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Please.
Please.
For your own good.
Do not attempt being sarcastic with me. It will not make me like, or respect you. I do not find it a very 'Slytherin' or 'brave' thing to do. It does nothing but irritate me, and irritating me is not something you want to do.
This is my journal, my space. Here - my opinions are right. Here - my opinions are just. If you have a problem with them, I could not care less. Go whine and rant and bitch and moan in your own worthless journals, but don't comment to be attempting desperately to showcase your marvelous wit and sharp tongue.
It will only get you un-friended, and really now, who wants to be un-friended by me?
Who are you trying to impress?
You won't win, I can assure you of that. No one has, and no one will. So sod off. Go bother Potter if you want to feel clever, he's as dull as a spoon. Don't challenge the one you cannot beat however, that's just a bloody daft thing to do.
So again, this is my journal, here everything I say is a fact, and if you don't like that, leave.
I don't tell you what to post in your journals.
I don't question what you post in your journals.
So don't question me.
Friend ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) harryp0tter if you want someone to give a flying rats arse about you and what you have to say, because for the majority of you, your opinions are worthless here, I will not change my mind when I have said something.
Are we clear now?
Brilliant.
Have a lovely day.Current Mood:  irritated
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Firstly,savvyfairy, it's fine if you 'steal' the layout, I checked.
I was just looking through some old entries, reading some comments, and it dawned on me that hey, a lot of things get on my nerves. I haven't updated for a few days, and I'm getting tired of reading comments about religion, so, here's a new entry, from me to you.
When Americans use British terms:
You are not British. No one in your school is a 'prat', or a 'git'. It is not 'bloody' cold, and you don't have 'knickers'. Many of you are guilty of this, and I will make it quite clear now that I am not interested in any excuses. If you are not British, don't try and sound it. Simple as that. I don't give a damn if your Grandma was born in London. Are you her? No. End of discussion. After the 'Harry Potter' books came out - (Ooher, a whole book named after you Potter, don't we feel special) everyone in U S of A decided they were suddenly British. The rude boy in their class became a 'wanker', their brother a 'prat' and they just bought the cutest new 'runners'. Oh please, you're not fooling anyone, so stop.
The infamous 'OMG Draco u r cool, frnd me plzz k??11!!one!!111':
Do you truly think I have the time to sit there and work out who wants me to friend them? Oh please. Everyone on this site would enjoy my undivided attention, (those who don't yet have me friended are simply in denial), but that doesn't mean they're going to get it. I don't mind people friending my journal, I would make it private like Granger's, (she's probably writing about how much she fancies Weasley, and doesn't want the world to know - you know, just in case that blind, deaf bloke in Zimbabwe missed something) if that were the case. However, if you do wish to friend me, and bask in the glory of my updates, then by all means, knock yourself out. However, don't put the ball in my court by asking me to friend you. What the bloody hell makes you think you're worthy of that? I don't even have myself friended.
Fangirls:
Yeah. I know I'm gorgeous.
Fangirls:
Okay, so maybe I'll let you keep commenting telling me how good looking I am. Just because I'm nice like that.
Bd splers and ppl who use slang because it iz c00l didn u kno?!?:
Die.
People who know my Father:
...
I have had at least five different people claiming to 'know' my Father. Is this some desperate attempt to get me to like/respect you? Yeah, he has been mentioned in a novel that has sold billions of copies all over the world. I'm fairly certain many people know of him, but none of you actually know him, and by claiming that you do, it only annoys me, and diminishes all chances you had of being friended. Boo hoo, go cry to one of your other invisible friends.
Anonymous people:
I was contemplating whether or not I should add this, because on one hand, they are a brilliant source of entertainment when I'm in a bad mood and need to make someone want to shrivel up and die, but besides that, yes, they do annoy me.
People who feel they're the only person who has me friended, yet still remains 'opinionated' and an 'individual':
Oh please. So everyone here is a half witted fangirl except you, right? Riiight. Don't shave for a week, show the world just how much 'feminine pride' you have, because you know, we all do care. Deep, deep down.
...
Novel-length comments:
Do you truly think I care about your opinion that much? There are a few select people I have friended that I would take the time to read a longer comment, but for the rest of you, who feel the need to post epics as comments, sod off!
Headaches:
Like the one I have now.
I could go on forever, but, it is very late here, and I do have quite the headache, so I suppose I should be ending it here. Perhaps I will add some more at a later point.
If you're lucky.Current Mood:  crappy
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You know what?
I am bloody sick and tired of religions. I know that this post is going to loose me basically my entire 'Friend' list, but I could care less. The people who choose to un-friend me will only be proving my point. That point being that religion causes far more problems than it solves.
A religion is an opinion, so why the hell are there so many people throwing their damned religions into other people's faces? Religion isn't even a big part of the Wizarding world, but I've seen enough on LiveJournal alone to know that religion in the Muggle world is a load of tosh.
It's even in your government. How pathetic is that? It's like a 'holy' dictatorship. Some not only dictate who a person can marry, but what you can and cannot eat, how often you can get laid - oh, and you can kill someone, just as long as you repent. What the hell is, well, hell for then? Is it really only me? Am I the only one having this massive brain cramp, the only one who can see how sodding stupid religion is?
You're probably wondering why I even care, and I'll get into that now. Religion against magic? Oh, right.
Muggles burned women on stakes for years because they were tipped off that they were a 'witch'. Did brains not develop until after the 1800's in Muggles? Honestly.
'Hark! A witch! She can turn people into toads and make a broom fly - but there is no way that she will be able to escape after I tie her to a piece of wood with rope.'
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Did they truly not see that two neighbouring women could simply have a tiff, and all one would have to do is call 'witch' and there, problem solved, no more annoying neighbour to deal with now, because hey, she's ashes. If they were out of firewood, they'd just toss her into a lake. Um, okay. How many Muggle women did they murder before they realised that their whole 'plan' was rather -
And let me get this straight. God doesn't mind if you nail some bloke to a cross but I'm going straight to hell because I can brew a Potion?
And people wonder why I hate Muggles.
Oh, and before you run off to post about why your religion is brilliant and holy, sod off, I have no interest in hearing it. A religion is only an opinion. No one is right, and no one is wrong. So stop being so bloody high and righteous because out of the plethora of religions out there, you think yours is the right one.
You'll die, you'll turn into compost. You're not going to go 'to the light' and see your little dog Skippy who died when you were four. Get over it. Drink, shag, swear and lie. We'll all wind up in the same place in the end, so why not enjoy it while you're here?
And hey, there always is the possibility I'm wrong - yeah right, and, if I am, just repent! Apparently the guy in charge will forgive you for anything, so there's no point in behaving really.
Come to think of it, there's no point in religion besides giving people false hope that everything will be okay in the end. Have any of you women even bothered to read the bloody bible? You're willing to live your life following a book written and re-written and re-written again by a bunch of men who claimed someone was speaking to them?
What really makes me shirty is the fact invisible people running off ten commandments in your head is considered fine and okay, but the ability to fly a broomstick is just too weird. Mm, I see the logic.
Oh - and ghosts don't exist of course! No no. We musn't believe in things that we don't understand/scare us, so we'll just not believe in it because God said so.
Hey! I think I'm getting something from him now ... No, no, it isn't the 11th commandment ...
He ... I'm getting it ... I'm getting it -
Oh!
He wants you religious psychos to jump off of a bridge.
Right now.
Go.
Don't worry about me - I'll burn myself!
*waves*Current Mood:  cynical
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When the bloody hell is my layout going to be finished? I am getting sick and tired of having my sodding journal all messed up.
Also, when I choose to go on Yahoo messenger, IM me if you have something to say. Don't sit on your arse and wait until I sign out so you can leave me about thirty off-line messages. I am constantly bombarded with tons of off-line messages full of highly intelligent dialogue such as -
'hey, u were on but i missed you, see you soon i hope! xxxoxoxoxox'
'why arent u on-line?'
'im just adding you to my friends list okay? okay i added you, are you coming on-line? spk soon to you i hope!'
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Why is that necessary? By the time I'm finished going through your boring, pointless and irrelevant off-line messages, I barely have time to do anything else. Everyone at Hogwarts has to use the same bloody instant messenger, so we can 'monitor' eachother, make sure no-one's saying anything they shouldn't. Same as with our e-mail, another one of Dumbledore's brilliant ideas, so not only am I bombarded with my own off-line messages, but all of Harry's and everyone else's, so ... stop it. If you want to say something, say it when the person is on-line. Novel concept, I know, but do try your best to grasp it.
Right now, there are probably more than a hundred people on the bloody list, since all of Harry's ickle friends, and whoever else's mates are on there as well as mine. The majority of you are on-line, and I'm only speaking to about five. Trust me, I don't want to speak to many more, but I know that the next time I sign in, I'm going to have about thirty off-line messages from about half of you who are on-line now.
My point:
If you have something you need to say, then say it to me when I'm actually there. There will be times that it appears I'm on-line but I'm not really there, so if I don't answer you within the first five minutes of you messaging, I'm not there, so shut up.
Understand?
Good.Current Mood:  annoyed
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